

TMSU carnival cancelled after elephant shipment stopped by tariffs
Sorry freshmen, you can’t let that super senior win you a giant stoned banana just yet
Peyton Andino
Sep 4, 2025


One million people zero metres away on Grindr in Pitman Hall
Following the return to Toronto Metropolitan University’s (TMU) campus, thousands of students are roaming the streets looking for love,...
Dylan Marks
Aug 27, 2025


It doesn't get better: People in university still dumb ahh hell
Those who make it to university may not always be the cream of the crop
Dylan Marks
Aug 21, 2025


Levels of rage bait higher than ever, say students who moved home for the summer
Researchers are increasingly interested in the current phenomenon of parental rage bait
Gray Moloy
Jul 25, 2025


TMU student catfished by new hi-tech medical mannequin
Things are getting spicy in the nursing department
Dylan Marks
Jul 17, 2025


Study finds new Matcha Dubai Chocolate Moonbeam Ice Cream Carabiner Labubu Crumbl cookie may pose health risks
Crumbl has announced a new menu item that is promised to “melt in your jizz hole.”
Dylan Marks
Jul 11, 2025


Four people you know who are at the Coldplay concert right now
Everyone who's anyone is going.
Edward Lander
Jul 10, 2025


TMU Bold partnership with Project Blue Lock leaves some students worried
Critics claim the Blue Lock Program turns “very nice young men” into “self-centred brats”
Tristan Forde
Apr 26, 2025












