

Costco Guys give Oakham Cafe four big BOOMS, dissent from The Rizzler
Beloved internet father-son duo A.J. and Big Justice—better known as “The Costco Guys”—were spotted on campus rating menu items at...
Sarah Grishpul
Nov 16, 2024


War is Over!: Students waiting for the other to pull out their OneCard finally concede
After a 14-day standstill, two students who have been staking out the Lastman’s Bad Boy Furniture Study Complex (LBBFSC) have finally...
Ella Miller
Nov 6, 2024


Ghost claims credit for Victoria Building misery
Have you ever experienced chills, illness, or panic-attack symptoms while studying in the Victoria Building? You might have thought this...
Hailey Ford
Nov 5, 2024


Lachemi unveils his inner midwest princess with Chappell Roan Halloween costume
The President is ready to serve cunt
Sarah Grishpul
Oct 28, 2024


Top 5 pits on campus
Why does TMU have so many pits? While we try to answer that question, here’s a ranking of TMU’s top five pits. 5. The pit that will one...
Michael Turner
Oct 25, 2024


TMU squatter to be extradited to Los Santos
A Toronto judge has ruled that a man who claimed squatter’s rights on the Toronto Metropolitan University (TMU) will be extradited to the...
Caleb Jackson
Oct 24, 2024


TMU Fashion applicants must have 'Glamourista' rank or higher on Dress to Impress
The School of Fashion has unveiled its new application requirements for prospective students following a lengthy review
Ella Miller
Oct 21, 2024


Student home for Reading Week calls mom ‘Professor’
With those who made the voyage home for the week-long study break beginning to return, one student has come back with a home-coming...
Hailey Ford
Oct 17, 2024












