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ABOUT
Founded in 2024 by nine Journalism undergraduates, the Toronto Abnormal School is the largest, best, (and only) satire publication at Toronto Met. We publish a print magazine six times a year, stories and cartoons online weekly and duds never.
We welcome students of all faculties to contribute satire news, humour stories, comics and cartoons about student life, our university and the city we live in.
The Abnormal School hires staff through elections in the spring of every year. Information about this process will become available closer to the election date.​
MASTHEAD
Vol. 3 - 2025-26
SUBMISSIONS
Editor-in-Chief
Ella Miller
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Managing Editors
Dylan Marks
Sarah Grishpul
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Art Editor
Gray Moloy
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Digital Editor
Edward Lander
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Multimedia Editor
Calan Pittis​
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Finance Director
​Vihaan Bhatnagar
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Administrative Director
​Hailey Ford
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Founding Staff Writers
Caleb Jackson
Lucas Bustinski
You think you're funny? You think you're some kind of wise-guy? Well, that's good news because the Abnormal School accepts submissions. Here's what we look for:
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Satirical news stories (150-500 words)
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Humour stories (300-1000 words)
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​Listicles and quizzes
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Single and multi-panel cartoons*
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All submissions should be sent from your TMU email address to torontoabnormalschool@gmail.com
If you're submitting a piece for a print issue, please specify this in your subject line. ​
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The Abnormal School uses Canadian Press style. If you're not familiar with it, don't panic! Our editors are happy to help you format your work after it's been submitted.​
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*Single-panel cartoons submitted for the web must have a 1:1 (square) aspect ratio with a resolution of at least 1080px by 1080px. Multi-panel cartoons submitted for the web must have a 4:5 aspect ratio and a resolution of at least 1080px (width) by 1350px (height).
The Toronto Abnormal School is a satirical newspaper. All content published to this website, posted on our social media, and printed in our physical editions is purely fictitious. The Toronto Abnormal School is a separate entity from Toronto Metropolitan University and the School of Journalism at Toronto Metropolitan University.
View our constitution
The Abnormal School is made possible through generous support from the Society of the Creative School and the Toronto Metropolitan Students' Union