Campus silent as students skip school to play indie game Silksong

Professors were met with a deafening silence on campus Thursday morning:, The stragglers lounging  outside of the Student Learning Centre weren’t there and  Balzacs hit an all time low in sales. 

“It was eerie and creepy, my entomology class was completely empty,” said Professor Liam Fungal, “Even the gym was empty. That never happens in the first week everyone goes to the gym and then never touches a weight for the rest of their life.”

One of the few students on campus was found running around, jumping around and swinging an oversized sewing needle.

“SHAWWWWWWW GIT GUD ADIRO” said third-year governance and politics student Garold Wayner. 

The Abnormal School  managed to speak on the phone with Wayner’s roommate, first-year biology student Blake Tenroh.

“I’ve waited six years for this game, school can wait a few days for me to finish it” said Tenroh who flew back to his home state of Massachusetts to purchase the game for a cheaper price. “My professor agreed he pushed back our start to October to give us some time to play the game.” 

With no students in class or on campus, the majority of the professors chose to leave campus and make their way home. Some even expressed interest in trying out the new hit game. We attempted to reach out to any higherup TMU official but they all were out of office for personal reasons.

“These rookies don’t know real pain, seven years is nothing, try being a Kingdom Hearts fan,” said unemployed Jordana Singh, who waited 13 years for the release for Kingdom Hearts 3. 

The  Toronto Abnormal School apologizes for the tardiness of this article. We were all busy playing Silksong too.