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THE LATEST
Study finds new Matcha Dubai Chocolate Moonbeam Ice Cream Carabiner Labubu Crumbl cookie may pose health risks
Crumbl has announced a new menu item that is promised to “melt in your jizz hole.”
Dylan Marks
Jul 12
Four people you know who are at the Coldplay concert right now
Everyone who's anyone is going.
Edward Lander
Jul 10
TMU Bold partnership with Project Blue Lock leaves some students worried
Critics claim the Blue Lock Program turns “very nice young men” into “self-centred brats”
Tristan Forde
Apr 27
BREAKING: Frankie the Falcon dead after flying too close to the sun
Frankie died attempting to break the world record for "highest altitude achieved via winged flight by a sentient man-thing
Vihaan Bhatnagar
Apr 9
We want you... to join our masthead!
The semester is coming to a close and we're gearing up to hold our first ever masthead election
Abnormal School Masthead
Mar 25
Ontarians give toxic boyfriend just one more chance
It’s going to be different this time around. He promised.
Calan Pittis
Feb 27
URGENT: 90s alum remembers where they left their pre-rolls in pitman
A ‘99 alum needs help finding some Cannabis products left in Pitman Hall
Gavin Sibley
Feb 24
Cargo ship runs aground after mistaking new SCC digital display for lighthouse
A 200,000 tonne Hapag-Lloyd cargo ship has run aground after mistaking the Student Campus Centre’s (SCC) newly-installed digital display...
Edward Lander
Feb 11
Costco Guys give Oakham Cafe four big BOOMS, dissent from The Rizzler
Beloved internet father-son duo A.J. and Big Justice—better known as “The Costco Guys”—were spotted on campus rating menu items at...
Sarah Grishpul
Nov 16, 2024
Lachemi unveils his inner midwest princess with Chappell Roan Halloween costume
The President is ready to serve cunt
Sarah Grishpul
Oct 29, 2024
Cartoon: Ruff Day
By Sarah Grishpul
Sarah Grishpul
Aug 28, 2024
TMU Global Learning program offers new summer abroad opportunity in Gary, Indiana
TMU's Global Learning program has expanded its list of destinations to include one of America's most exciting cities!
Sarah Grishpul
Apr 9, 2024
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