Four people you know who are at the Coldplay concert right now

Illustrations by Gray Moloy

Your co-worker

It’s a short day in the office for Ethan, who will be leaving work early to be late to Downsview Park (after a quick stop at the condo to change from business casual to acid-wash denim and a crossbody bag). This will be one hell of a story at the water cooler tomorrow morning.

Your high school classmate who's always in Europe now

Looks like Bianca is back from Milan. Your former classmate who never seemed wealthy but is now always in Berlin or something has made a quick stop in the 6ix to see Coldplay in the flesh! Don't get too attached though — she'll be in England by August to see them again at Wembley Stadium.

Mayor Olivia Chow

Our mayor? At a Coldplay concert? Whaaaaaat? Olivia Chow has walked straight out of an Executive Committee meeting to listen to “Yellow” with all of us regular folk. And get this: she rode there on her bike! 

Everyone else

That's right — all 3.026 million Torontonians are at the Coldplay concert. And what are you doing tonight?