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One million people zero metres away on Grindr in Pitman Hall
Following the return to Toronto Metropolitan University’s (TMU) campus, thousands of students are roaming the streets looking for love,...
Dylan Marks
Aug 27
It doesn't get better: People in university still dumb ahh hell
Those who make it to university may not always be the cream of the crop
Dylan Marks
Aug 21
TMU student catfished by new hi-tech medical mannequin
Things are getting spicy in the nursing department
Dylan Marks
Jul 18
Study finds new Matcha Dubai Chocolate Moonbeam Ice Cream Carabiner Labubu Crumbl cookie may pose health risks
Crumbl has announced a new menu item that is promised to “melt in your jizz hole.”
Dylan Marks
Jul 12
Hot water outage at DCC causes catastrophe for the three students who shower
Catastrophe struck the Daphne Cockwell Complex (DCC) this month as tenants were shocked to learn of a hot water outage within the building
Dylan Marks
Oct 3, 2024
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