

Lachemi unveils his inner midwest princess with Chappell Roan Halloween costume
The President is ready to serve cunt
Sarah Grishpul
Oct 29, 2024


Top 5 pits on campus
Why does TMU have so many pits? While we try to answer that question, here’s a ranking of TMU’s top five pits. 5. The pit that will one...
Michael Turner
Oct 26, 2024


TMU squatter to be extradited to Los Santos
A Toronto judge has ruled that a man who claimed squatter’s rights on the Toronto Metropolitan University (TMU) will be extradited to the...
Caleb Jackson
Oct 25, 2024


TMU Fashion applicants must have 'Glamourista' rank or higher on Dress to Impress
The School of Fashion has unveiled its new application requirements for prospective students following a lengthy review
Ella Miller
Oct 22, 2024


Student home for Reading Week calls mom ‘Professor’
With those who made the voyage home for the week-long study break beginning to return, one student has come back with a home-coming...
Hailey Ford
Oct 18, 2024


Things you'll actually read this reading week
The sneaky arbitration clause you completely ignored when agreeing to the Temu terms and conditions, but now regret since you bought a...
Tia Harish
Oct 15, 2024


TMU to hold classes in the PATH
According to a leaked internal memo TMU will begin holding classes in the PATH starting in the Winter 2025 term.
Calan Pittis
Oct 12, 2024


Top 5 shows to totally get you in the fall vibe
Cozy up with a PSL and watch these five shows to get in that fall mood!
Ella Miller
Oct 9, 2024











