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Study finds new Matcha Dubai Chocolate Moonbeam Ice Cream Carabiner Labubu Crumbl cookie may pose health risks
Crumbl has announced a new menu item that is promised to “melt in your jizz hole.”
Jul 12


Four people you know who are at the Coldplay concert right now
Everyone who's anyone is going.
Jul 10


TMU Bold partnership with Project Blue Lock leaves some students worried
Critics claim the Blue Lock Program turns “very nice young men” into “self-centred brats”
Apr 27


BREAKING: Frankie the Falcon dead after flying too close to the sun
Frankie died attempting to break the world record for "highest altitude achieved via winged flight by a sentient man-thing
Apr 9


We want you... to join our masthead!
The semester is coming to a close and we're gearing up to hold our first ever masthead election
Mar 25
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