Doug Ford's comprehensive list of courses worth taking

CVL 735 - Highway Design

Many of Ontario’s biggest projects revolve around automobile infrastructure. From the 401 tunnel to Highway 413, it’s possible the significant engineering concerns—like how a three-level underground roadway is feasible—can be overcome by a little undergraduate creativity. It’s totally viable.

BLG 312 - Invertebrate Zoology

“Holy Christ, I just swallowed a bee.”

ITM 100 - Foundations of Information Systems

If you want to work in government, it’s vital to understand Google Docs and how to put senstitive information in them. As these are matters of cabinet, you’ll only be able to go so far without this education.

HST 602 - Propaganda!

When you’re setting records on government advertising spending, you need to get the best bang for your buck (a beer). By examining the ways propaganda has been used to influence narratives, you too can aid in the creation of one million ads about the Ring of Fire.

CRM 314 - Criminal Justice and the Charter

You’ll need to learn the Charter to know when it needs to be declared notwithstanding.