7 things I heard in the SLC and 8 things I didn't

THINGS I HEARD

Wanna get Burrito Boyz?

I loooove Oakham Cafe. But I can’t have it because it makes me fat. But it’s soooooo good.

Girl not Starbucks…the boycott.

I hear there’s a new line to wait in. Who wants to go with me?

I hear the secret ninth episode is coming out next week.

Kill Frankie, Fuck Lachemi, Marry Biden.

Bro I’m telling you Hellen Keller was faking it.

THINGS I DIDN'T HEAR

Boy I just love that food at the Hub Cafe

I wish the elevator chime was louder, it’s too easy to focus

I’m straight

I don’t really care for Dave’s Hot Chicken

I didn’t jerk off in the sixth-floor bathroom

I’m so happy the building closes at 10:00 p.m., that’s very reasonable

I wish those staff in the red shirts were more confrontational

It stands for Sheldon & Tracy Levy Student Learning Centre

I’m in computer science and I just got laid